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Post by craig440 on Dec 14, 2018 20:35:27 GMT -5
I made this thread in the CTM board cuz some of the shit she says is amazing. I will transfer a few to get started.
Jeff says: Well Bev....looks like you wont avoid Zeke after all. Bahahaha/ What a circus
Beverly says: You have him here too, well, #%$& me senseless. Looks like I shaved my beard too soon. I might still have 2 heads, lemme check, yep.
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Post by craig440 on Dec 14, 2018 20:36:23 GMT -5
Dive doesn't like beta fish like Marlene does.
Dive says. IDK why anyone buys them. Don't they need a tank (bowl of soup) all to themselves? I love my car and talk to her. She got personality plus, more than most fish. ;-
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Post by craig440 on Dec 14, 2018 20:40:09 GMT -5
WHAT? Moral of story is don't answer the phone.
starting the MIN D will cost me the 'ship - my fault for even answering the phone. usual shit. Brady needs to be picked and decked
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Post by craig440 on Dec 14, 2018 20:43:56 GMT -5
Moral of this story is don't let Stafford ruin you Thanks Giving, I think Thanks, even if things go bad in a hurry? haha Say Happy T-Day to your lovely wife Linda. And never taled to u nor Amy but the same. Craig & Marlene? And all of you and your loved ones. Not happy about benching Stafford, but Fabs & other FF morons warned me. lol Thu, Nov 24, 12:40pm
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Post by craig440 on Dec 14, 2018 20:48:10 GMT -5
Just a bit annoyed with myself for not doing that in a certain other league that shall remain nameless. Like WhoTF needs Joe Flacco? I could've done this, he was one of my keepers fer Chrissakes. Ooops. I have no WW priority, but I'm certainly not giving anything away, on national TV w/1st major pts of the week scored in my league that most in the other one are already in.
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Post by Jeppers on Dec 16, 2018 12:38:23 GMT -5
BAhahaha...These are cracking me up
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Post by Divebitch on Dec 16, 2018 12:44:12 GMT -5
Oh I've had way better stuff than that. Maybe dig them up tomorrow. Yikes, just got home, game time in 15. Can't believe Lamar Miller went down with .8 at Yahoo. So much for 7th place. lol
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Post by Divebitch on Dec 17, 2018 19:51:33 GMT -5
Dec 18, 2016: Seriously, have I been going on for that long? lol Andy Franks (K) for Miami is a goner. Could not kick b4 game, just blew a PTA. IDK if it's too late to do what, but he won't have a job soon if he can be replaced. : Not able to start him, missed by a minute probably. WTF, Tyrod Taylor stuck at 1.8 pts for like 40 minutes. HTF does that happen?!?! starting the MIN D will cost me the 'ship - my fault for even answering the phone. usual shit. Brady needs to be picked and decked PRICELESS SHIT. She just post so much fun stuff to not start recording it. Read more: cutthemustard.proboards.com/thread/622/diveisms?page=1#ixzz5ZzZyeX48
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Post by Divebitch on Dec 17, 2018 19:55:09 GMT -5
Just a bit annoyed with myself for not doing that in a certain other league that shall remain nameless. Like WhoTF needs Joe Flacco? I could've done this, he was one of my keepers fer Chrissakes. Ooops. I have no WW priority, but I'm certainly not giving anything away, on national TV w/1st major pts of the week scored in my league that most in the other one are already in.
Posted by Craig 12/19/16
More to come maybe tomorrow. Game time, should be a good one!
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Post by Divebitch on Dec 17, 2018 20:11:48 GMT -5
I hope this works cuz we need to save this. This made my night. Dive you are amazing. Here we go. craig440: I think Bell got hurt. Maybe they are asleep since the fire alarm thing x divebitch: Fire alarm?!? Bell better wake up, I have no patience for his whiny BS. Now Steelers got a failed challenge. It's over. divebitch: Oh, they sounded off an alarm to wake the Steelers up, yeah, I heard that. There should be cameras, I'm disgusted right now. divebitch: WHY TF am I not hearing anything whatsoever about Bell? Oh, this is CBS, talking about downloading their sports app. This coverage may as well be Kelly Ripa and Anderson Cooper divebitch: Still no mention of Bell. This is the worst telecast game I've seen in my entire life. TY CBS, my dead great grandma could've done a better job. Seriously, no insight whatsoever, nor outlook past this game. Absolute idiots, did they draw from a hat??? divebitch: This is not Michaels and Collingsworth, is it? Sounds a bit like them, but stupid and totally out of it, even for them awesomeace: Bell is out with an injured groin, it's been mostly Deangelo Williams since the first quarter divebitch: TY Craig, but WTF on this coverage. R U listening? CBS? It's like a fucking golf game, except the announcers have NO IDEA on anything about it. Calmly discussing historical data as it might relate to...IDKWTF...anyone listening to this shit? NO BELL. WTF? divebitch: "Mr & Mrs Bush were at that game in Houston, and Mrs Bush will be going home tomorrow. Holy fuck, still talking about it going down to 2 min. Worst ever, no insight, nothing. Shocking craig440: OH MY GOD DIVE. That is the best rant ever. I have to put it on diveisms. You made my night. Posted by Craig 1/22/17
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Post by Divebitch on Dec 17, 2018 20:24:49 GMT -5
I swear I have tears running down my face. Marlene is so confused. She don't get it. Thank you dive. This is special. I like this one the best. "Mr & Mrs Bush were at that game in Houston, and Mrs Bush will be going home tomorrow. Holy fuck, still talking about it going down to 2 min. Worst ever, no insight, nothing. Shocking 1/22/17 - It probably sounds more callous now that she's dead.
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Post by Divebitch on Dec 17, 2018 20:39:02 GMT -5
Beverly says: "You have to be at least a monkey, not just a rump, even if the animal is larger." "It better vibrate and make me breakfast for $161. Well, it does seem like a lot." both Aug 27, 2017 Post Options Post by divebitch on Sep 7, 2017 at 11:02am I was wondering how Miss Lacy was able to add a kicker w/out dropping anyone at NFFL league: jeffrey says: She was able to do that because D.Martin was put in reserve slot Beverly says: Doug Martin? Like all Fins & Bucs!?!? Might have been useful if anyone dropped. Wonder if you can put a DEF there. (I didn't know he was suspended, and thought the teams were suspended, through no fault of their own, like due to the weather) Sept 7, 2017 - seems I submitted my own lol ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dive doesn't like beta fish like Marlene does. Dive says. IDK why anyone buys them. Don't they need a tank (bowl of soup) all to themselves? I love my car and talk to her. She got personality plus, more than most fish. ;- via Craig 9/17/17 One of my personal all-time faves: Jeff says: Well Bev....looks like you wont avoid Zeke after all. Bahahaha/ What a circus Beverly says: You have him here too, well, #%$& me senseless. Looks like I shaved my beard too soon. I might still have 2 heads, lemme check, yep. Posted by Craig 11/5/2017
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Post by Steelers 1954 on Dec 18, 2018 10:21:45 GMT -5
Here's one Craig sent me in a PM. There is so much information YOU post, like everything. But thats all on CTM proboard. Or do you know all that stuff otherwise? haha I think I just did a Diveism. I don't even know what I'm saying.
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Post by Jeppers on Dec 18, 2018 14:32:50 GMT -5
LOL A Jeffreyism. ^^^ haha
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Post by craig440 on Dec 18, 2018 15:06:04 GMT -5
LOL A Jeffreyism. ^^^ haha Actually it was me that said that.
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Post by Jeppers on Dec 18, 2018 15:08:47 GMT -5
Ohh I see now. haha. I thought Jeffrey wrote all of that,and I was like Huh?
Craig...I just got finished reading a post where Saska accused your son in law of being in the KKK.
Bahahahaha
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Post by craig440 on Dec 18, 2018 15:17:14 GMT -5
Craig...I just got finished reading a post where Saska accused your son in law of being in the KKK. Was that an old post from here? I have two son in laws. One is very very liberal and the other one is from India and is pretty dark.
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Post by Jeppers on Dec 18, 2018 15:24:07 GMT -5
Craig...I just got finished reading a post where Saska accused your son in law of being in the KKK. Was that an old post from here? I have two son in laws. One is very very liberal and the other one is from India and is pretty dark. Nah....It was from Panthers old forum. The one that all the little whippersnappers ruined.
Looking back on some of them posts...man those kids are weird. haha.
Bunch of assholes like Saska and Mo.
And yall still got accounts there. haha
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Post by Divebitch on Dec 18, 2018 15:36:50 GMT -5
Here's one Craig sent me in a PM. "There is so much information YOU post, like everything. But thats all on CTM proboard. Or do you know all that stuff otherwise? haha I think I just did a Diveism. I don't even know what I'm saying." That makes 2 of us, ya gotta use quotes and such, but it has major potential, no matter who said what. I just did that, but guessing. Craigisms, he's a 1st runner up for sure. hehe
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Post by Divebitch on Dec 19, 2018 15:01:30 GMT -5
Wow, here's something in that thread between me and Craig: ME: I have have money at Bovada and Ignition Casino, which is where they transferred all my Carbon money. Or was that vice versa, maybe by Bovada $? If that was it, I remember telling them a couple years ago that I didn't want casino $ instead. Craig: oh my The funny part is I understand what she said, after I read it ten times laughing. Then Eddie goes and adds this: "Me and Beverly often seem to disagree. Sometimes she spits venom in my direction, online. Funny thing is, we sometimes talk on the phone for hours. If she ain't on my side at this point.... I don't want her. Take her for your own. I know she loves me though, and will stop agreeing with shit talkers!" So I reply with all the 'shocked' smileys and say "You didn't sound that drunk last night/this morning Read more: cutthemustard.proboards.com/thread/622/diveisms?page=2#ixzz5aA4QE8PATo which he replies: " I didn't think so either. Nevertheless, I don't remember typing some shit last night, lol. Okay, last diveism, ho hum one... Beverly says: Jeppers!! WTF!?! I think we need an internal investigation. Glad I only play u once, week 9, sadly the biggest bye week, so rampant cheating will probably go unchecked, due to time and personnel restraints. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- IDK what league that even was, probably NFFL with all the pts. lol
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